|Auto-Tune the News - 4|
|Post by Alex Blanc|
|Sunday, 31 May 2009 05:01|
The ONLY way to watch today's news.
Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera.
Lyrics & more Auto-Tuned News after the jump
Auto-Tune the News #2 and #3 below...
Lyrics to Auto-Tune the News #4:
EG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh
JS: It's ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court, uh, doesn't seem right to me.
EG: Ain't nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs.
MG: We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs.
EG: When the court convenes it's an ancient sausage festival.
MG: Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles..
BB: There are so many qualified women out there.
MG: Qualified to get low in they apple-bottomed robe.
MB: I completely agree with you.
EG: And I complete agree, too.
MG: How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man?
BB: Judge Ginsburg said, she's really very lonely without another woman.
MG, EG, BB: Without another woman, lonely without another woman!
EG: I know what it's like with a woman gone, cryin in the nude with the curtains drawn.
MB: Breaking news!
EG, MG: Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face!
MB: Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor.
EG, MG: She's a shawty, She's a Boricua!
JS: With soft thighs!
MG: And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate, stayin up late, makin sure to thank
EG: because she ain't
All: lonely without another woman, lonely without another woman!
EG: Listen up, y'all, Joe Biden's got a shout out!
JB: And until the Serbian people
KC: April showers bring May flowers
NG: This bill actually has the secretary of energy
AG: I agree--I'm an angry gorilla and that makes me angry
JI: The only jacuzzis this will regulate
AG: You made me angry with lies
NG: On page 233, uh
All: Portable electric spas!
MG: No spa is above the law!
NG: Now, I don't know what a portable electric spa is
AG: So it's true!
JI: We will give you a hot spa
AG: He might have a point
When an angry gorilla cries
Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.
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